Quote Originally Posted by Zt pony View Post
Dear Jessica & Herman ~ Please note, I shall be only to pleased to offer my services and act as official " Chaperone ", between you both, if this function is indeed deemed a necessary requirement for your meeting at an, as yet, undecided location , in order to accomplish this transaction to a mutually acceptable degree of satisfaction.

Yours Truly

Mr Harry Mansfield esq
Hello Harry

Thank you for offering your services, much appreciated.
However my work takes me within 5 minutes of Herman on Saturday. So I kill 2 birds with 1 stone as they say.

Jess x